I am a happy Oof!
posted 6 days ago + 487,705 notes — via wecanruletheuniverse-with-a-fez, © kiryuuyoshiya

kokorooji:

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

IM CHUCKLING

Interpretation from someone who doesn’t read music: Funny text posts aren’t my eff. Puns like that can get you in squiggly s thing. Give it a top hat. Yeah I think the joke might be falling calligraphy b. It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that hashtag pound symbol thing.

#probably going to give people a laugh if they know what the hell any of that shit means


posted 6 days ago + 56,326 notes — via thedalekmaster, © intellocgent
"Being white means never having to think about it."

James Baldwin

 

(via grabbingbutts)

This only applies if you live in an area where being white is not a minority. Having lived in both a place where I was a majority and a minority I think I understand some of what minorities have to deal with. 

#the first time I had ever encountered racism or learned what it was and that it exists was when I was 7 years old #I was the outcast #a little white girl trying to make friends in a new place #nobody wanted to associate with me because I was white #I didnt understand why I couldn't make friends #my parents had to explain to me what racism was and that they thought I had done something to them #an innocent little girl #children are not racist until their parents teach them to be #children have no concept of this until someone tells them they should be offended #until someone tells them they are different or less important #until someone tells them I don't want to be friends with you #they dont understand when they get looks as if they had just killed someone #when all they said was hello would you like to be friends #i have a lot of feels on this subject #white is not always easy


posted 6 days ago + 24,363 notes — via thedalekmaster, © stupidlullabies
thebardofeccentricity:

YESYESYESYESYES

thebardofeccentricity:

YESYESYESYESYES



posted 1 week ago + 186,856 notes — via thatawkwardlibrarian, © ageofdesiderata

2damnfeisty:

rozhanitsa:

2damnfeisty:

Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

ALL OF THIS



posted 1 week ago + 63,653 notes — via cassandracroft, © memewhore


posted 1 week ago + 206,614 notes — via thatawkwardlibrarian, © cknd

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

Inception.



posted 1 week ago + 13,836 notes — via thecloneclub

Maslany has to shoot some of her most challenging scenes opposite a tennis ball or a mark on a wall. “I can’t look down by an inch or else the eyeline’s off, and I’m looking at my nose, or I’ve put a glass of water through my face. It’s specific, technical things that I’m keeping track of. And that I have to be present the same way that I would be if there was an actor next to me. Except now I have to imagine the actor next to me.”



posted 1 week ago + 368,410 notes — via automaton-jellyfish, © lumos5001

intergalacticsloth:

askerenjaegerisfuckingawesome:

tennants-hair:

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU? ALL OF YOU WHO HAD WRITTEN OFF PLUTO, WHO HAD CROSSED IT OFF YOUR PLANET LIST? REMEMBER HOW IT WAS ‘TOO SMALL” TO BE A PLANET? HOW NASA, IN COLLABORATION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMICAL UNION REMOVED ITS PLANETARY STATUS AND  CHANGED ITS NAME TO 134340? HOW EVERYONE THEN CONSIDERED THERE TO BE EIGHT PLANETS, NOT NINE?

BUT SOME OF US REMAINED LOYAL TO PLUTO. IT WAS NEVER FORGOTTEN. AND NOW HERE WE ARE, AND JUSTICE IS UPON US AFTER 8 YEARS.

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? PLUTO HAS AT LEAST FIVE MOONS, A PRETTY BIG NUMBER FOR A ”DWARF-PLANET”, HUH? ESPECIALLY WHEN EARTH, QUITE BIGGER THAN PLUTO AND AN OFFICIAL PLANET ONLY HAS ONE. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? ERIS, THE PLANET WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT TO BE BIGGER THAN PLUTO, MAY NOT BE BIGGER AFTER ALL. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT PLUTO HAS AN ATMOSHPERE. THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A SUPPOSEDLY NON-PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE. AGAIN, ISN’T THAT IMPRESSIVE?

SO LOOK AT THIS. NEW FINDINGS, AND A NEW AGE FOR PLUTO. AN AGE OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION. AND ALLOW ME TO CLOSE THIS -somewhat aggressive-PRESENTATION OF OPINION WITH THE MOTTO OF THE PLUTO APOLOGISTS: VIVA LA PLUTO!

Get “Viva la Pluto” to be a trending tag

The Pluto fandom doesn’t fuck around



posted 1 week ago + 589,952 notes — via thatawkwardlibrarian

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.



posted 1 week ago + 62,282 notes — via mistersherlock, © utteranonymity

monkeysmeanbusiness:

utteranonymity:

Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

A-fucking-men.



posted 1 week ago + 80,796 notes — via mistersherlock, © koujakuandthediamonds

koujakuandthediamonds:

the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about



posted 1 week ago + 104,039 notes — via automaton-jellyfish, © crazyartideas.com

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

Every single one. 100% accurate omg



posted 1 week ago + 3,394 notes — via glow-stick-0f-destiny, © sunnydale-scoobies


posted 1 week ago + 16 notes — via thedalekmaster

thedalekmaster:

A little less light in the world
A little bit less laughter left
O captain, my captain
How shall I remember you best?

Shall it be the father whose love
For his children was so canny
That he’d pretend to be a woman
Just to be their nanny?

Or shall I remember the genie
Who could give you everything that you see
But who’s only desire in life
Was simply to be free?

Or better still the teacher
With nothing to give
But words and wisdom
That encourage you to truly live

You could have played a wizard
A witch, mad scientist, or elf
But the most inspirational role
You’ve ever played was yourself

So now rest, you are finally free
The universe is there, all yours to see
Rest now My friend, my Genie
For this is how we remember thee…



posted 1 week ago + 200,264 notes — via superwholock566, © elosilla

miss-mushroom:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

minimoonstar:

xeppeli:

street—trash:

mitochondria-eve:

UM EXCUSE ME THOS E ARE FUCKING PIXELS HOW

Seize the Day was a calendar program made by in 1994 by Buena Vista software. It features graphics that at the time, were revolutionary because of the way they handled color cycling. These images were static bitmaps, but by changing color values, they appear animated. What is also impressive about these images is that they had full day night cycles built in, rendered also through color cycling.
A few years ago, a html5 version was made. A copy was uncovered online and there is a way to use the program through DOSbox. As well, one of the original programmers for the project, Iam Gilman, has thought of the idea of remaking it, open sourced, for modern machines.

thanks for writing a more elaborate explanation. i’ve seen these pictures be spread like wildfire without mention of the technology behind it.

Oh, I remember the html5 version from a while back.

i really appreciate the WHOLE BACKSTORY ON THIS FUKr

aaaaaah perfection!!! i love pixels.